reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(via mimtruding)


emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via mimtruding)


heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via mimtruding)


sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(via mimtruding)


dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

(via mimtruding)


(via mimtruding)


(via mimtruding)


(via mimtruding)


xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(via mimtruding)


(via mimtruding)